Whether you’re talking to a friend or a girl you want to date, it’s always a good idea to have a few funny questions to ask. These funny questions keep the conversation going. And if you can get her to laugh a few times, no doubt she’ll have you on her mind more often.
Remember: these questions are ideal for when you have a lull in your conversation. Don’t whip them out 21 questions-style and expect her to have a good time! It’s a conversation, not an interview. So let the laughter flow as you discuss the many oddities of life.
Questions to Ask Any Girl
These questions are perfect for when you just want to make a girl laugh while getting to know her. Using the guidance from Beyond Age’s best flirting questions to ask girls we put together some of our own favorite questions to ask:
What things would you do if you were a man for a month?
Find out what she thinks are the most fun parts of being a guy. . . or she could spend an entire week getting the hand of peeing standing up.
What would the plot be if you were in a romantic movie?
We all have a sort of theme when it comes to our dating lives, and they can all be played for laughs. But if her plot of choice sounds like a Judd Apatow flick, you’re in for a wild ride!
(Ideal for when you’re texting) Grab five things in your hand. These are now your weapons for the zombie apocalypse. Will you survive?
Then ask how she’d use those to fend off zombies. If all she has are apocalypse-useless objects like art supplies and a blanket, figure out how you both can combine your “weapons” to survive.
What extremely specific topic could you give a 20-minute presentation on without preparing ahead of time?
Everyone’s an expert at something, whether it’s something highbrow like the royal families of Scandinavia or how to create the perfect grilled cheese.
If you could know the answer to one silly question, what would your question be?
We all have silly questions we never really bothered to know the answer to. Maybe she wants to know what her dog really thinks of her or maybe she always wonders why her left socks go missing.
When is the last time that you laughed so hard you cried and why?
This will reveal her sense of humor and how you can use it in the future to make her laugh.
If you could win a lifetime supply of anything under $10, what would it be?
The more useless the item, the better. Better yet, make her choose: Swiffer pads, dental floss or sheet masks?
What do you do in your daily commute that most people don’t know about?
Maybe she plays the same song over and over or she imagines life stories for people on the subway. It’s a great way to keep your daily commute productive.
You’re stuck in an elevator with a person you idolize. What do you say to make them hate you?
She could come up with something hilarious. Better yet, she could tell you about the time she said the worst possible thing to someone she’s trying to impress.
What animal do you think you were in a past life?
We all have a few animal-like traits that we might have gotten from our past reincarnated selves. Maybe she’s as aloof as a cat, as nervous as an opossum or as social as a dolphin. She might also reveal what her favorite animal is and why.
Funny Questions to Ask a Girl You Like
The best way to a girl’s heart is through her funny bone. Make an impression and have a hilariously fun conversation when you ask her one of these questions. Girls are drawn to a great sense of humor, so these questions might make her so much more attracted to you.
What household chore are you terrible at?
Basic household chores are fairly simple, though tedious. Share tales about all your many struggles with simple chores. Doing it is one thing, but sharing your frustrations about it is another!
If you could ask me anything, and I had to answer, what would you want to know?
This can be a serious one, so ask this question when your conversation is pretty light. She might want to check if her first impression of you is accurate. But if she’s already pretty into you, she might want to know if you’re into her too!
What’s your favorite weird food combination?
Before asking, swear on your life that you won’t turn up your nose in disgust! Then promise to get her this weird food combo on of these days. . . or maybe on your future first date.
What is the dumbest slang word or phrase being used today?
You hear so many new words that, unless you’re glued to social media, it can be hard to keep up. Find out which slang words make her cringe and use it to tease her. It could make for a nice little inside joke.
What misconception did you have about sex when you were younger?
We all went through that phase where we learned about the birds and the bees through the most inaccurate sources. This is a fun question to ask a girl if you’re in a racy mood because it does two things. One, it shows you if she knows the ins and outs (pun intended) of sex. And two, you might get a racy story about how she eventually learned the truth!
What’s a terrible made-up name that you would never give your kids?
There’s always an abundance of trendy, made-up names that will make you cringe each time. Encourage her to get creative and make up a name so vile or horrendously spelled that she would never bestow it upon her kids. Bonus points: You can segue the conversation into your future (badly named) kids!
And if you want the other way around and looking for hundred questions to ask your Guy, go ahead and play all night long.